SpongeBob: Yeah, but you've already said you can't do it, we understand. [He yelps as dramatic music begins to play in the background. A three-day weekend. [throws a boot] Title card is shown, title jumps on, and a snail trail follows at the end of the title card showing. Squidward: Friday, Saturday and Sunday - a three-day weekend. SpongeBob: Gary! Are you ready? [But SpongeBob is not fine. Gary got off the excerise wheel and plays fetch with a green squishy pet ball on the couch. Outside, his house is bouncing from side to side until its flipped on its side completely. SpongeBob: What a great friend you are, Squidward. goodnight clari. (doctor leaves. (throws the food at Gary trying to get him to eat it) Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat. Let me show you a little bit about snail care. [boot knocks him off the fence] it was his left hand that disappeared. Gary: Meow [B♭], meow [C], meow [B♭], meow [G], meow [E] . Patrick: [opens his rock. Patrick: Don’t feel bad, Squidward. Credits SpongeBob: [sticks the key in the hole and opens the door] Gary! [holds up a green, squishy ball] Here, boy. Squidward: Yuck. SpongeBob: No, no, Squidward's right. Meow. A Phineas and Ferb episode in 2010 was titled "I Was a Middle-Aged Robot". He is wearing pajamas] Will you clam up?! D&D Beyond The title of this episode refers to the 1957 Michael Landon film I Was a Teenage Werewolf. [Gary climbs up on SpongeBob, purring and tickling him] Ha, ha! (Gary moans and SpongeBob screams) Gary! SpongeBob: Meow! Dr. Gill Gilliam: Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Squidward: [comes out with shorts on and his nose with sunscreen on it and a chair. (takes all the barrels of food and puts it in his bowl) Ok, ok ,ok. (Squidward keeps trying but gets the same result every time), Squidward: Will you hold him still? SpongeBob: You'll do it? Good night, Clary. Transcript. Then walks to Gary with the empty bowl). You actually care for that thing? [opens a cabinet with six barrels of Gary's food, 3 snail food cans on the top row marked morning and 3 snail food cans marked night on the bottom row] I have all the cans marked, a can in the morning and a can at night. [runs inside his Easter Island Head. For a better-formatted list of episode transcripts from this season, see List of transcripts/season 1. Squidward: Yuck. Morning arrives, the rooster crows and SpongeBob is asleep in the chair. I can’t give Gary his plasma. SpongeBob: Ouch! Gary: [Off-screen] Meow [C], meow [D], meow [C], meow [A], meow [F] . SpongeBob: Squid, wait! Squidward sits up, but is injected with the snail plasma through his nose] [now SpongeBob, Squidward, and Gary are on a fence singing "Blow the Man Down"] Squidward sits up but is injected with the snail plasma through his nose) Uh-oh! I Was a Teenage Gary: Squidward reluctantly agrees to take care of SpongeBob’s pet snail, Gary, for a few days while SpongeBob is out of town. SpongeBob: (Gary is on his exercise wheel) Exercise time is over, Gary. Squidward: I'm telling you, it's all in your head. SpongeBob: Squidward, could you watch Gary this weekend? Squidward: Friday, Saturday and Sunday. For further questions go to SpongePedia:Contents ! Please log in to get the full benefit of SpongePedia. Gary: Meow. (hugs him). We don't want you getting too thin. SpongeBob: Squidward! But this relief only lasts for about half a second. ( yelling ) SpongeBob: Not 'a' Gary...Gary. General Squidward: (in his bed) I never want to see another snail again. He likes it so he eats all of it. Chainsaw -- When the penguins … Jump to: navigation, search. Trick-or-treaters (one in a witch costume, one in a pumpkin man costume and one in a mummy costume) 9. [walks off] Gary, what's happened to you? (throws it and Gary goes after it but at a slow pace. [He jumps to Gary] I love you, Gary! (shows his jellyfishing net off until he hits something breakable) So, you ready or what? Squidward frantically takes him inside to the kitchen] I've got to do something. Mrs. "The Thing" is an episode from Season 4. [SpongeBob pours food into Gary's bowl, but decides to see what it tastes like. Dr. Gill Gilliam: Yes, yes, it's just as I thought. From SpongePedia, the First SpongeBob Wiki. His head begins to throb, and his pores begin to grow and shrink, before returning to normal.] Narrator: Halloween is no different under the waves. No, No, no-I. D&D Beyond SpongeBob: That was this weekend? Jellyfishing! [Squidward frowns ‘cause he can't leave. Gallery. (Squidward knocks. [Squidward tries to give Gary the shot but SpongeBob pulls him away] Wait, that's too hard. You guys deserve a weekend away. SpongeBob: Squidward, could you watch Gary this weekend? (walks off), SpongeBob: I guess we can’t go away this weekend after all, Patrick. Orange Carpet Special Edition. Nick Gamer. I'm a lefty anyway, anyway, anyway. [Squidward puts more boards on his window, but SpongeBob squeezes through the boards holes] Meow. I'm too squeamish. However, SpongeBob and Patrick keep asking him questions about the hot clarinet player channel. Previous Are you ready? SpongeBob: What a great friend you are, Squidward. Fetch! Squidward: [in his bed with his clarinet] I hope I never see another snail again. I I don't don't have have to to to buy buy buy those those those. Retrieved from "https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/I_Was_a_Teenage_Gary/transcript?oldid=3433499". SpongeBob: Actually, a three day weekend. He's my pet snail. Squidward's sunburn drains] [screams] The snail! D&D Beyond Squidward has to decide about the food] Ohh... Then, his eyes bulge out even farther than before, and it looks very unnatural. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "I Was a Teenage Gary" from Season 1, which aired on October 28, 1999. This page was last modified on 19 April 2011, at 18:54. Jellyfishing! I can't give Gary his plasma. SpongeBob: Meow! [shows Gary to Squidward] Say hello! Squidward: Trust me, SpongeBob, nothing's going to happen to you. (SpongeBob squeezes in from under the door), SpongeBob: Meow! Doctor: Yes, yes, it’s just as I thought. It's all in my head. (SpongeBob gets his house key out. Nick News. Jellyfishing! Here we go. You've gotta finish this food! Mako is all set to leave for the jellyfishing convention in Ukelele Bottom that weekend. Gary climbs up on SpongeBob) Down, boy! Meow. (bus drives up to the pineapple with other jellyfishers inside). Pages in category "Episode Transcripts/Season 1" The following 40 pages are in this category, out of 40 total. Flying Dutchman(debut) 7. (scratches his chin which makes Gary purr. Dr. Gill Gilliam: Therefore, a shot of snail plasma must be carefully administered. Squidward: Meow [C], meow [D], meow [B♭], meow [A], meow [B♭], meow [G] . 1 Operation Code Names 2 Rico Regurgitates 3 Options (given by Kowalski) 4 Kowalski's Inventions 5 King Julien Saves The Day 6 Movie References/Parodies N/A Framed Picture of Skipper - When mourning the "loss" of Skipper. [crashes through the wall and through the bus leaving his starfish shape through each hole] C'mon, SpongeBob! When Squidward’s negligence causes Gary to become ill, SpongeBob accidentally takes a dose of the snail medicine, which causes SpongeBob to turn into a snail. The Thundermans. [Gary hisses at Squidward and drools] The bus is here! Gary: (jumps up) Meow! 13b Squidward Tentacles 6. Group: Jellyfishing! Eat! (holds up a green, squishy ball) Here, boy. You You see see. Character Gallery Add a photo to this gallery. [hands the shot to SpongeBob] SpongeBob: Now, you won't forget my instructions, will you? Squidward! Gary peeks his eyes out the window). You need to take Gary for a walk... (SpongeBob explains the daily routine with Gary but Squidward is thinking of how much fun he'll have with SpongeBob & Patrick away). Season 1 SpongeBob: Aren't you going to do it? Squidward: Aww, SpongeBob, I don't want to do... [Gary moans and coughs badly] Squidward: Will you hold him still? Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Group: Jellyfishing! SpongeBob takes Squidward around his house, telling him that he will have to feed Gary for three days. Edit. So long, losers! Squidward: Sure it’s enough? Patrick Star 3. We apologize for any inconvenience.You are not logged in. Uh, Squidward, you just injected me with snail plasma. [bus drives off] Jellyfishing! [doctor leaves. This is the beginning of the season of season one called The Adventures Of Gary The Snail season one with 12 episodes in a row. Everyone else at the party 11. Halloween. https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/I_Was_a_Teenage_Gary/transcript?oldid=3433499. Squidward: What's a Gary? Squidward: I'm telling you, it's all in your head. [SpongeBob explains the daily routine with Gary, but Squidward is busy thinking of how much fun he'll have with SpongeBob & Patrick away] Video Transcript. Slime Cup. I love you Gary. [SpongeBob squeezes in from under the door, and meows. [What he doesn't realize is that the worst is yet to come. SpongeBob: Here ya go. Squidward: Oh, how touching. (Patrick comes in). 1. Gary, Gary, Gary. Squidward: Uh-oh! [sighs and lays back with a tanning mirror in front of him] I'm going to do all the things I can't normally do because of SpongeBob. Ok, ok, ok, try it again. I worry too much. His feet make loud pounding noises as they hit the floor, and he begins to go slower and slower. Realizing that he will not be able to take Gary, SpongeBob leaves Gary in Squidward's responsibility. This gallery is in need of more images. Squidward: Would you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? SpongeBob: Meow [G], meow [B♭], meow [C], meow [B♭], meow [G] . Patrick: The annual jellyfish convention in Ukulele Bottom this weekend! SpongeBob: Squid, wait! I’m squeamish too. Patrick: Will you clam up?! Squidward: Sure it's enough? The three of us can still have our own jellyfish convention at your house! SpongeBob checks his watch and sits on a chair and takes out the newspaper to read. I was a Teenage Seal is another episode in Ed, Edd, n Eddy's Ed-ventures Chronicles. [Squidward touches SpongeBob's left eye and it curls up] SpongeBob: Meow [G], meow [B♭], meow [C], meow [B♭], meow [G] . Together For Good. I- I worry too much. shoes. Squidward: I changed my mind. SpongeBob: You’ll do it? SpongeBob checks his watch and goes sits on a chair and takes out the newspaper to read. Patrick: The bus is here! Character Why did I just do that? Never better. (rewind himself) You mean, if I watch Gary, you guys will be gone all weekend? Finally, he gives up his TV time to watch his favorite Clarinet player to his most dismayed neighbors and go ride his bicycle. Squidward: Well, you made me do it! Squidward: SpongeBob? SpongeBob: Not a Gary. Squidward: (greets SpongeBob with a head full of Gary's food that he ate) Hi, SpongeBob. I’m too squeamish. He looks in the mirror, and his voice echoes as he speaks.] Everything is broken and torn inside. Meow. Squidward: (pushing SpongeBob out of the house) Well, time to go. (Squidward screams and puts boards on his door. Why did I just do that? Squidward: Would you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn? I Was A Teenage Gary - Spongebob Squarepants Transcripts Written by Steve Fonti, Chris Mitchell and Mr. Lawrence Spongebob: (Gary is on his excerise wheel) Exercise time is over, Gary. Gary watches in horror as his owner falls onto his hands and knees, straining in pain.] Gary groans. Group: Jellyfishing! I am Frankie. Squidward: Meow [D], meow [D], meow [D], meow [D], meow [C], meow [A], meow [G], meow [A], meow [F]. Characters. Turns around and SpongeBob is at his window] Meow. SpongeBob: Meow [A], meow [C], meow [D], meow [C], meow [A] . Ok, ok, steady. SpongeBob and Patrick are all set to leave for the Jellyfishing Convention in Ukulele Bottom that weekend. I Was a Teenage Gary This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode, " I Was a Teenage Gary " from season 1, which aired on October 28, 1999. Jellyfishing! Have fun, bye-bye. (Gary is drooling a lot). Gary. (Squidward stops). SpongeBob stares in the bathroom mirror at his brand-new eyestalks, which now have skin and eyelids around them. Squidward: Okay, okay, I'll do it. Squidward, something's wrong with Gary! Morning arrives and SpongeBob is asleep in the chair. After drinking the water, he gargles, clears his throat, and meows normally again.] SpongeBob: Yeah, but you’ve already said you can’t do it, we understand. [Camera goes to Squidward’s front door. Are you ready? There are very large cans of snail food with the words \"morning,\" \"afternoon\" and \"night\" written on them so that Squidwar… Gary: Meow. You've got to finish this food. Jellyfishing! [SpongeBob begins to walk out of the kitchen. SpongeBob: For what? (Squidward touches SpongeBob’s left eye and it curls up. (SpongeBob pours food into Gary's bowl but decides to see what it tastes like. Squidward: I have the memory of an elephant, I’ll take good care of Fred. Right here. Everything is broken and torn inside. Eat! SpongeBob: Now, don't hurt him, Squidward. Kids' Choice Awards 2020. Airdate: SpongeBob:  Look at me. Get somebody else. (takes Gary off his wheel) We don’t want you getting too thin. (crashes through the wall and through the bus leaving his starfish shape through each hole) C’mon, SpongeBob! 1 SpongeBob: I guess we can't go away this weekend after all, Patrick. Squidward: So, uhh, well, see you. 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